As a 15-year-old country singer, I've sung songs about broken hearts. But never broken bones. Because I keep mine strong. And getting enough calcium helps. So I drink lots of 1% milk. Which means I may not have to worry about osteoporosis when I'm old. Like, say, 19.
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