I'm not a commitment phobic, I just play one on TV. In real life, there are lots of things I'm committed to. Like, take my health. They say 3 glasses of milk a day give you all the calcium you need. So what do I do? Run away? Make excuses about being too young, not ready? No, I drink it like a real man - straight from the carton.
Teen - July 1997
"all the milkads that are fit to print [dh]"